CAFÉ DON'T SELECT
212 Lafayette Street, NYC

Attention Lafayette Street residents and neighbors:

Not enough narcotrafficking,
assault,
battery,
menacing,
thugs,
building code violations,
police raids,
elitism,
and
hatred of the first amendment
in your neighborhood?

Fear not, loser Serge "Peter Gatien" Becker and his crew of

ABSOLUT
VERMIN

have got you covered.  If Eurotrash-themed Cafe Select is anything like his other ludicrous establishments in the area here's what you can expect.

By their friends shall you know them...